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Lettuce Turnip the Beet Tee
$30.00
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Printed to order: allow 2–5 business days for production, plus 3–8 business days for US delivery after it ships. Shipping details →
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The joke, explained
The Lettuce Turnip the Beet pun, delivered deadpan and fully intended — no groan refunds. Printed to order on a Bella + Canvas 3001 tee: soft Airlume combed cotton, retail fit, tear-away label. Machine wash cold, inside-out; tumble dry low.