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Contact
Questions about an order, sizing, or a shirt that arrived haunted? The fastest way to reach a human:
Before you order
Questions before you order? Sizing, designs, shipping times, or whether a pun has gone too far — email us at:
A human reads every message.
Order help
Reply to your order confirmation email with your order number and what's wrong — wrong size, misprint, or missing package. Misprints and defects are always on us: replacement or refund, your call. Ordered the wrong size? Within 30 days, unworn and unwashed, we'll set up an exchange as a discounted reprint. The returns page has the full policy.
Everything else
Pun submissions, press, wholesale, or just to talk shop — find us here:
- Instagram @retropunsco — DMs open, memes welcome
- support@retropuns.com — email us, a human replies