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FAQ

Short answers. Full shipping, sizing, and returns details live on their own pages now.

Is the store open?

Yes — the store is live and the full rack is up. Every item is printed to order: your shirt doesn't exist until you check out, then it's printed, quality-checked, and shipped straight to you.

How does print-on-demand work?

When you check out, your order goes to our fulfillment partner, who prints your design on a quality blank and ships it directly to you — no warehouses, no overstock, no waste. That's also why there's no inventory to run out of.

What are the shirts like?

Tees are Bella + Canvas 3001: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend), lightweight and soft-washed with a retail fit that runs true to size. Unisex cut, side-seamed, tear-away label. Care: machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors; tumble dry low. Product pages note the blank for each item.

How long will my order take?

Allow 2–5 business days for printing and quality check, plus transit: 3–8 business days in the US and 7–20 business days internationally after it ships. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment your order leaves the print facility. Full details are on the shipping page.

What if something goes wrong with my order?

Misprints, defects, or the wrong item shipped are always on us — send us a photo and we'll replace or refund in full, your call. Size exchanges and changed-your-mind returns are available within 30 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items. The return policy page has the full rundown.

What size should I order?

Tees (Bella + Canvas 3001) run true to size with a retail fit; crewnecks (Gildan 18000) and hoodies (Gildan 18500) are a classic, roomier fleece cut. Between sizes, or like it roomy? Size up. The size guide has the suppliers' full measurements for every blank.

Size guide →

What if my size or color isn't available?

Because everything is printed to order, availability follows the blank supplier's stock. If something's out, check back — restocks happen without us lifting a finger.

Do you take design requests?

Pun submissions are always welcome — the best ones get printed. Send yours through the contact page. Fair warning: our groan threshold is high and our standards are terrible.

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