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About RetroPuns
Hi hungry, I'm Pun
RetroPuns is a punny-tee brand with arcade-era art direction and jokes that never expire. It started years ago as a small print-on-demand side project, went dormant, and was relaunched in 2026 — rebuilt properly: new storefront, sharper printing, same terrible (wonderful) jokes.
The formula hasn't changed: the pun leads, the artwork serves it. Maker humor for the workshop crowd, science gags for the lab coats, food wordplay for the kitchen, and dad jokes for everyone who's ever been told "hi hungry, I'm dad." Around here, we just say it shorter: Hi hungry, I'm Pun. If a joke can't survive a print run, it doesn't ship.
The brand runs a YouTube channel under the same name, where the designs get their moment in the spotlight — puns, after all, are better out loud.
Fresh off the press
A few of the designs earning their keep right now — the full rack lives on the shop page.
RetroPuns — Ghost Pepper Tee
$30.00
RetroPuns — Fleece Navidad Tee
$30.00
RetroPuns — Reasons to Eat Tacos Tee
$30.00
RetroPuns — Do Not Anthropomorphize Me Tee
$30.00
Printed on demand, on purpose
Every RetroPuns tee is printed to order. No warehouses, no overstock, no boxes of unsold shirts. Your shirt doesn't exist until you order it — then it's printed, quality-checked, and shipped straight to your door.
How fulfillment works: when you place an order, it's routed to our print-on-demand fulfillment partner, who prints your design on a quality blank and ships it directly to you. That's why there's no inventory to run out of — and why each shirt is made fresh, just for you.
The blanks
Tees: Bella + Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend). Lightweight, soft-washed, retail fit that runs true to size.
Fit notes: unisex cut, side-seamed, tear-away label. If you're between sizes or like it roomy, size up — the jokes land better with breathing room.
Care: machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. The print is rated to survive real laundry cycles — not just the first wash.
Shipping & returns
Shipping: every order is printed to order, so allow 2–5 business days for printing plus standard transit time. You'll get tracking the moment it ships.
Returns: you've got 30 days from delivery. Misprints and defects are always on us — replacement or refund, your call. Ordered the wrong size? Unworn and unwashed, we'll set up an exchange as a discounted reprint. Changed your mind? Unworn, unwashed, tags intact — full refund once the return arrives (return shipping is on you). The full policy lives on the returns page.
Shipping details → · Return policy →
Where to buy
Right here. This storefront is the brand's permanent home — every design in the catalog is live, printed to order, and shipped from here. No other storefront carries RetroPuns right now; if a listing somewhere else claims to, it isn't us.